boozy brunch
Choose a dish and kick back with a selection of drinks for two hours (maximum six drinks per person). £5pp deposit required, bookings at least 48 hours in advance.
Lorne sausages, bacon, black pudding, fried eggs, tattie scones, grilled tomato, baked beans and toast.
THIS™ Isn’t Pork sausages, fried eggs, hash browns, tattie scones, grilled tomato, baked beans and toast.
Two crispy hash browns, Cumberland sausages, bacon and two poached eggs, hollandaise.
Avocado and a poached egg on toast, tomatoes, chilli seasoning, rocket, Peppadew® sauce.
Pancakes, popcorn ice cream cone, maple, bacon & miso syrup, crispy bacon, salted caramel popcorn sauce.
Grated cheese, guac, cheese sauce, tomato salsa, sour cream, jalapeños & rocket, for 2–3 people.
Choice of sauce, recommended for 2–3 people.
The Mighty Meat, Easy Cheesy or Swicy Plant-Based.
The Meaty Melt or The Vegan Melt, choice of beef patty or crispy coated chicken.
Brunch Dishes
The Big Scottish Breakfast*
Lorne sausages, bacon, black pudding, fried eggs, tattie scones, grilled tomato, baked beans and toast. 1504 kcal
Veggie Scottish Breakfast (V)*
THIS™ Isn’t Pork sausages, fried eggs, hash browns, mushroom, grilled tomato, baked beans and toast. 1040 kcal
Boss Benedict*
Two crispy hash browns, Cumberland sausages, bacon and two perfectly poached eggs topped with hollandaise sauce. 1063 kcal
Avocado & Toast (V)*
Fresh avocado and a poached egg served on toast with fresh tomatoes, salt, pepper & chilli seasoning, rocket leaves and a drizzle of PEPPADEW® pepper sauce. 713 kcal
Billionaire’s Bacon Pancakes (Our fave)
A stack of pancakes loaded with a popcorn flavoured ice cream cone, maple, bacon & miso flavoured syrup with crispy bacon slices, salted caramel popcorn sauce and sugar strands. 886 kcal
Nachos El Clásico (V)
Topped with grated cheese, guac, cheese sauce, fresh tomato salsa, sour cream, jalapeños & rocket. Recommended for 2 or 3 people. 1098 kcal
Vegan alternative available — 1310 kcal
1kg Chicken Wings or Sweetcorn Riblets (VG)
Recommended for 2 or 3 people. Chicken: 1021 kcal / Sweetcorn: 1695 kcal
Choose your coating
Stone-Baked Pizza
The Mighty Meat
Spicy pepperoni, BBQ beef burnt ends, streaky bacon and smoked chicken thigh. 1343 kcal
Tandoori Chicken
Tandoori chicken, PEPPADEW® pepper sauce, mint mayo and coriander. 1254 kcal
Easy Cheesy (V-M)
The classic, finished with fresh basil. 934 kcal
VG-M alternative available — 924 kcal
Swicy Plant-Based (V-M)
Grilled mushroom, roasted peppers, PEPPADEW® pepper pieces, a drizzle of sweet PEPPADEW® piquanté pepper sauce and coriander. 1105 kcal
VG-M alternative available — 1094 kcal
A Load of Pepperoni
Full-loaded spicy pepperoni – the clue’s in the name. 1138 kcal
Barbie Chick
Smoked chicken thigh strips, streaky bacon and sweet & sour onion, drizzled with sticky BBQ sauce. 1282 kcal
Crafted Burgers
It’s all about the burgers, baby! Served in a toasted bun with burger sauce, iceberg lettuce, chopped onion and gherkin, with skin-on fries and BBQ sauce* — *unless otherwise stated.
The Classic — choose beef patty (+287 kcal) or crispy coated chicken (+418 kcal)
The Meaty Melt
Topped with a burger cheese slice, streaky bacon and sticky BBQ sauce. 821 kcal excl. burger choice
Vegan Faves — choose grilled THIS™ Isn’t Beef Burger (+249 kcal) or crispy coated smoked tofu (+371 kcal)
The Vegan Melt (VG)
Topped with Sheese® sauce and sticky BBQ sauce. 804 kcal excl. burger choice
Veggie melt also available — 801 kcal excl. burger choice
The Signatures
Beefy Blue
Succulent beef patty, blue cheese, streaky bacon, caramelised onion and garlic mayo. 1230 kcal
The Caesar
Crispy coated chicken, baby gem lettuce, salt, pepper & chilli mayo and garlic & herb sauce, finished with Italian cheese. 1422 kcal
Cocktails & Fizz
Glass of Prosecco
Passion on the Beach
Smirnoff Mango & Passionfruit Twist vodka and peach schnapps, mixed with cranberry & orange juice for a classic sip turned tropical.
Berry Woo Hoo
This one’s always ready to woo, with Smirnoff Raspberry Crush vodka, peach schnapps and a sweet splash of cranberry juice.
Elderflower Spritz
A demure, delish sip of Gordon’s gin, elderflower cordial, mint and a squeeze of lemon, spritzed up with a splash of soda.
Aperol Spritz
The OG of the spritzes. Zesty Aperol mixed with Prosecco, a splash of soda and a fresh orange slice.
Piña Colada
A tropical blend of Captain Morgan White Rum, Malibu, sugar syrup, pineapple juice, topped with cherry.
Mojito
A Cuban classic! Captain Morgan White Rum, lime juice, sugar syrup, soda water and mint leaves.
Cherry Cola
We’ve given this icon a kick, with Captain Morgan Black Spiced rum and Cherry Sourz topped up with Coca-Cola Zero Sugar.
Rumbungo
It’s giving island vibes, with Sailor Jerry Spiced rum, passion fruit puree, pineapple and a drizzle of grenadine, all finished with a splash of Schweppes Lemonade.
Espresso Martini
Rich, smooth and a perfect pick-me-up. Smirnoff vodka and coffee liqueur, shaken with coffee and a touch of sugar.
Pornstar Martini
Do it for the camera, baby! Smirnoff Vanilla vodka paired with passion fruit and served with a shot of bubbles on the side.
Low & No
Italian Spritz 0%
Aperol’s well-behaved sister! Lyre’s Italian bitters 0% topped with soda water and a fresh orange slice. 62 kcal
Elderflower Spritz 0%
Gordon’s Gin 0%, elderflower cordial, mint and a squeeze of lemon, spritzed up with a splash of soda. 22 kcal
Rumbungo 0%
Captain Morgan Spiced Rum 0.0%, passion fruit puree, pineapple and a drizzle of grenadine, all finished with a splash of Schweppes Lemonade. 106 kcal
Pints
Please note – we sometimes change up the beers we stock. Choices are subject to what’s stocked on the day.
Staple Spirits
Choose your spirit, pick your mixer and go to town. Ask about our mixer list.
Soft Drinks
Adults need around 2000 kcal a day. *Subject to availability, timings vary per site.
drinks
Prosecco, Aperol Spritz, Piña Colada, Mojito, Cherry Cola, Rumbungo, Passion on the Beach, Berry Woo Hoo, Elderflower Spritz, Espresso Martini, Pornstar Martini.
Heineken 0.0, Guinness 0%, Italian Spritz 0%, Elderflower Spritz 0%, Rumbungo 0%.
